May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
1 tag
vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
coltongillies:
igohardinovertime:
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
inbox:
*transforms into a crouton*
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
xbostons:
THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE SO ANNOYING SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP OVER ANALYZING EVERYTHING YOU SEE LET PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT SOMEONE SAYS THAT DON’T FOLLOW THEM JESUS FUCK
